
Showing some Hufflepuff pride
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Showing some Hufflepuff pride
(Source: hpstuffs, via ceardannnanthewise)
Apparently, after having realized he had been shot, he self-diagnosed that the bullet had not punctured his lung and continued giving the speech…starting by apologizing for the interruption by saying “Oh, I’ve just been shot” and completing the speech while blood was pouring out of his chest.
Teddy was a bad ass mofo.
“Bullet? NBD CUZ I’M TEDDY MOTHAFCKIN ROOSEVELT AND IDGAF.”
Swag.
True facts. Teddy was pretty boss.
Can I vote for him?
He also rode a Moose. Which is funny to me, because he ran for the Presidency in 1912 with the Bull Moose Party.
If you don’t think this guy was our most badass president, you’re simply wrong.
My hero.
I fucking love him.
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“My mom forgot to make us brunch, and now she’s at kickball!”
From Oscar Meyer’s Brooklyn headquarters…
Mike Tyson song lyrics. Amazeballs.
Story of my life. Natalie Dee, whoever you are, you are a kindred spirit. Thank you for drawing this. link - http://www.nataliedee.com/archives/2011/Sep/
Naaaaaaailed it.
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(via Puberty done right.)
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Ed Helms’ College ID
Student IDs never fail to be funny. They’re ven funnier when it’s of a funny guy.
The truth
You should watch this show because 1. Dave Holmes is great and 2. H2 is pretty sweet. 3. It sounds really interesting.
If this show is picked up, there’s a good chance I’ll end up doing the website.
My friends:
This past summer, I had the great privilege of shooting a pilot for the History Channel’s new network H2, and I am excited to tell you it’s actually airing this weekend. It’s called How Many People Does It Take, and in it we meet all the people along the assembly lines of some of our favorite things (Maker’s Mark bourbon and Bicycle playing cards, for example). I’m really, honestly proud of it, and I think it’s the perfect way to end your Thanksgiving weekend: wear something with an elastic waistband, nuke a plate of leftovers, and let me entertain you.
Here’s the thing: this show is what we call a “backdoor pilot,” which means that if the ratings are good enough, they’ll make some more. So if you would be so kind, please spread the word. Reblog, set your DVRs, tell your parents. HMPDIT (which we called Humped It for short) was an absolute ball to make, and I would love to get the band back together and do this for a nice long time.
Many, many thanks. Happy Thanksgiving! Hump it.